Welcome To Bellywood Boulevard

I found It, Bellywood Boulevard, It's in Florida!

Updated November 16, 2012 6:08 AM

Great News, The City Of North Miami announced today that it will rename a strip of West Dixie Highway Bellywood Boulevard.

"I am going to put a big banner that says 'WELCOME TO BELLYWOOD' so that everyone can see it" says Mass Konpa, a local businessman in the Haitian business strip of West Dixie Hwy.

As I sit here writing this story I cannot stop laughing because I have never lied to you before.

Well it's not a lie, it's just Woodring Saint Preux thinking out loud - The 'City Of North Miami announced' part is not true but Mass Konpa did talk about the "welcome to BELYWOOD" sign because all day yesterday we were all hanging out in what feels like Bellywood in the making.

You know what, a pati de jodi-a, mwen chanje non West Dixie Highway in North Miami to BELLYWOOD BLVD epi sak pa kontan anbake!

I mean what do you call this:

10:00 AM - Meeting with a Bellywood Executive Producer

11:00 AM - Breakfast with a Movie director, a few actors and the Producer.

12:45 AM - We are witnessing a live shooting of a movie scene on Bellywood Blvd. (West Dixie Hwy, ou konprann!!!)

1:20 AM - Urgent meeting with another filmmaker regarding a new movie whose promotion will begin exactly on the first of May. (Sa-a bel net, the Belfim public will be decide which one of THREE posters will be printed)

2:00 PM - Argument breaks out between two Bellywood movie stars on the set of another movie set - Se pa goumen y-ap goumen non... Se love la ke konsa!!!

3:00 PM - Belfim arrives on the set of another movie set not far from Bellywood Blvd. another filmmaker exclaims "This is how we do it all day everyday... We shoot movies and have fun!"

5:00 PM - We call another filmmaker to let him know that will be late for the private screening of a movie. He lets us know that he will start without us since he is on a tight schedule.

5:00 PM - 7:00 PM - We are live on the set of a new movie, Anpil SURPRISE avek anpil ti video k-ap rete antere nan ashiv prive Belfim.... Ou pa bezwen mande-m ba-w we... SE PA LAMAYOT!!!

7:40 PM - We finally arrive at the location of the private movie screening where I receive the terrible news that "YOU just missed a great movie man." A great movie that you the public WILL see in theaters soon, it's finished and it's ready, and a close friend of belfim tell me IT'S THE BONB!

9:00 PM - Late night dinner with two very important people in Bellywood.

11:00 PM - I head across to Hollywood Florida to Hang out with another Bellywood filmmaker who is working on the release of yet another movie. we hung out until 4:30 in the AM, He is fast asleep right now while I am writing this article.

9:51 AM - The Next Day! I am almost done with this article, I have a few more things to tell you, and i get to do it all over again, all day today.

Think about it I just told you what I was doing in the last 24 hours, I didn't event tell you about the 200+ photos you are about to see posted on Belfim regarding the 24 hours prior to that... I am talking about the GRAND PREMIERE OF BLOFE, that's coming up next!