Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Are Getting A Divorce

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Updated December 2, 2012 3:48 PM

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting divorced!

Se pa Marc Anthony Delerme non Jennifer Lopez ap divose selman! mwen konnen jan nou renmen zen... tale nou al di Belfim te di...

J-Lo is divorcing Marco Antonio Muniz (you know him as American singer Marc Anthony).

Jennifer Lopez should date me, Woodring Saint Preux, next... I don't think I need to tell you why...

Oh Hell... If J-Lo dates me, I will change my name to WOO-Diddy!

Like the old lady said to Prince Akeem (Eddy Murphy) in "Coming to America": "If you're really a princess, I'll Marry you!"

Speaking of royalty... I have a question for you:

Pop Quiz: which movie did Jennifer Lopez play in where Haitian Actor Jimmy Jean-Louis played the role of a PRINCE?

I'll give you the answer in a minute but first let's talk about something else.

I wish I could give you some hot gossip about the Haitian stars but unfortunately the Haitian stars are being too careful.

Yo pa vle kreye lobey, yo pa vle moun pale yo mal.

Too bad because the only way the media will talk about you for FREE is if you screw up.

So, Atis mwen yo... mwen pa voye-n al fe bagay pou-n al nan prizon non... but... de tanzantan... give me something to talk about.

Here is the answer to the Jennifer Lopez/Jimmy Jean-Louis question:

Jennifer Lopez played the role of Charlie and Jimmy Jean-Louis played the role of Prince Amir in the movie Monster-in-Law

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Comments...

Lunise this is the problem. Nobody knows nothing about haitian artist. All we know is they make... see more
Reply · January 16 at 9:49 PM

Inconu sil vous plais kenbe k.k sa yo pou ou!!!!!!!!!!! don't make sense.... stupid!!stupid
Reply · January 13 at 4:49 AM

Marc Hey Brother I know that relationship won't stay long, acording to some mazagines they... see more
Reply · January 10 at 12:19 AM

Patrick I WOULD LIKE TO REPLACE Mc Antony
Reply · January 09 at 5:47 PM

Mardoch E Thales Attends voir les jours prochains sauront confirmé la véracité de cette... see more
Reply · January 09 at 1:07 PM

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