Keanu Reeves' Strange link to Haiti

While reading an online article I discovered that Actor Keanu Reeves has a strange link to Haiti.

Updated December 2, 2012 3:48 PM

The article from Kriein Magazine, a French magazine, states:

"son prenom [Keanu] signifie en Haitien 'brise fraîche au-dessus des montagnes'. Avec tous ces elements, son destin s'annoncait d'emblee hors du commun..."

Strange I thought... I never heard of the Creole word 'Keanu'

So I did a little research and I found out that it was a mistake. Keanu is a Hawaiian word which means 'cool breeze over the mountains'. I cannot understand how Hawaii got mixed up with Haiti in the article but it did.

There you have it, False alarm... There is no link between Actor Keanu Reeves and Haiti.

Or is there?

Here is another strange Keanu Reeves/Haiti Connection:

This time it involves Haitian President Jean Bertrand Aristide, President Bill Clinton, President-Elect Barack Obama, Governor Sarah Palin, Oprah Winfrey, Keanu Reeves, Voodo, Kenya, and Haiti.

Let me give you a quick summary of the "movie" aspect of the article:

Oprah the Oracle claims Obama - Neo as THE ONE.

"Oprah has called Obama, THE ONE, in this she is playing the role of Oracle, in the movie The Matrix, who calls Keanu Reeves character also, THE ONE.

Oprah has almost all of the letters of Morpheus in it. It spells Harpo in reverse. Obama is Amabo in Reverse which means TO LOVE in latin and The One is an anagram for the name Neo. All three Oprah - Obama - The One - NeO have the letter O which is the symbol for the Eye .... like the eye symbol on the dollar. The O or Eye symbol is linked to human sacrifice linked magic."

If you think this sounds strange, and if you are curious as to how this relates to Haiti, then read this article: Haiti Kenya Voodo joins Clinton Obama Palin

What the hell am I talking about today?

Let's just say I have a cold and I am high on NyQuil, this is the only logical reason for me to be sitting in front of my computer trying to link Keanu Reeves to Haiti.